MARIE09

Black HL.  Slow down!  In and out of cars at more than 20mph near a high school and only a few blocks from your home?  What the heck?!  Were ya gonna miss your soap opera?

Poop in the Park

What's up with you people who don't clean up after your pets.  You let your dog off the leash and he poops so far away, you don't go bag it.  Or you only bag it once but aren't prepared for everywhere else your pet has pooped.  Or you flat out don't care at all.  Someday I hope it's your kid who goes sliding head first into a pile of poop when chasing their soccer ball in the park.  Then maybe just maybe you'd have some appreciation for those who do clean up after their pets.

DMV

Sheesh, the lady handing out numbers at the DMV acted like she has the worst job in the world.  And it wasn't just me... she was scowling, frowning, and talking down to everyone.  You got a state job -- you the last one who should be frowning these days.  What?  They just tell you your job's gonna be cut or somethin'?  Everyone else though was real nice.  Everything went smoothly and we got out without a hitch, thank ya kindly.  But damn, lady, cheer up!

266 VLE

This black Jeep Cherokee comes up behind me when I wave a pedrestrian across a crosswalk in the rain.  Within inches of my rear bumper, this guy is clearly upset that I decided to stop.  After the lady crosses in front of me, the Jeep immediately pulls around me speeding down the street.  Stopping for pedestrians is not only the law, but it's the right thing to do.  Quit being a jerk.

468 VWZ

Green Camaro.  Okay, you're young and not quite up to speed with how the world turns, but the next time the car in front of you pulls out into traffic, cutting them off, don't assume there's also room for you.  There wasn't.  Damn that was close.  I bet your friends' parents would've love to have seen that, eh?  Also, try using your turning signals a bit more.  Reno will thank you.  Well, some of us will.

W1485

This gold Saturn pulls out right in front of 45mph traffic causing everyone to slam on their brakes.  Then they continue to weave in and out of traffic, cutting in front of other people wherever there is a bit of space.  But you don't like it when they do it to you, do you?

065 UTL

Last Sunday morning this Black Commander came speeding up behind me crossing both lanes.  I got off to the left lane letting him pass me by and even then I had to swerve further to the left to keep him from hitting me as he drove by on the right.  He tried to stay in the right lane but kept crossing into the left lane as he drove toward Glendale.  The guy was either drunk, drugged, plain crazy, or all three.

822 SRG

Get up alongside this Jaguar and he'll do what he can to make sure you don't get past him, speeding to more than 20mph more than what he was doing before you caught up to him.

822 SRG

Get up alongside this Jaguar and he'll never let you pass, no matter he was going almost 20mph slower for the last mile.

Stop and Go

So what's up with this stop and go thing that you all do when you come to a 4-way stop?  If you ain't come to a complete stop yet, it ain't your turn to go.  And for the rest of you, quit stopping 10-feet behind the line just so it makes it your turn next.  Nah.  You best step up to the line first before you even think it's your chance to go.  And if you can't see who stopped when, don't just assume you're the entitled one.  More later.

Wash Your Hands

Okay, I got another fast food joint story.  This time we're at a local sandwich shop eating our sub at a table next to the restrooms.  This is one of those bathrooms where there's only room for one person so you know exactly what that one person is doing in there by the sound of the toilet, paper towel dispenser, sink, etc.  So this girl goes in there.  She works here.  Flushes the toilet and immediately walks back out.  I mean, Come On!!  Fixing people's sandwiches and you don't even wash your hands!  I don't care if you put on gloves cause it's those same dirty hands that are putting on those gloves.  No wonder people are always getting sick!  I saw this happen at the DQ in Sparks one time.  I was even in the bathroom with this guy.  He's taking a dump, comes out of the stall, and goes right to the kitchen.  That was the last time I went there and that was years ago.  Sheesh.  They tell me if I really knew what goes on at public food joints that I'd never eat out again.  Oh yeah... back to the sandwich shop...  so we're sitting there next to the restrooms and another three people used the toilet while we're there.  Not one of 'em washed their hands!!  And then they go back to handle their sandwiches.  Bite in.  Yum.  People!!!

Admit Your Mistakes

Or someone else pays the price.  Okay, I'm at this fast food joint today, sitting there with my girl and munching on my meal.  Some guy dumps his entire soda on the floor.  Right there, in the middle of everything.  He don't say a word... just goes over and refills his cup, then finds a place to sit.  Another guy walks over this slippery sticky mess with ice cubes all about... almost falls down!  And who does he look at to blame?  Me!  My girl says, "He thinks you did it."  I say, "Whatever."  So we gets up to leave, and on my way out I slide a chair directly over the spill to keep someone else from falling.  What's up, ppl??

541 TAG

Silver SUV -- Dodge, newer model?  Likes to tailgate in 30mph zone for long distance.